Synopsis "Little Donnie Leaks: Making America Great Again, The Secret Plans"
"...frightening..." "...sick and twisted..." "...hilarious..." "...this is a joke, right?..." "...I can't tell if this is an All-Hands-on-Deck for the Left, or a How-To Manual for the Alt-Right." A view into the hellhole that would be Trumpistan. Little Donnie, an insider with the closest access possible, blows the whistle on Cousin Vlad's secret plans for taking us far beyond Making America Great Again. -- Eric and Don Jr will be in charge of the world's biggest man cave: Wyoming. They'll stock it with lions, elephants, and giraffe for shooting parties with their buddies. -- Secretary of Defense Palin is in charge of the drones. Bing, bing, bing, BLAMMO! -- Chief Justic Coulter decides True Citizenship and One National Religion. (After beating Justice Thiel and Justice Rudy in arm wrestling -- both at once! -- for the position of Boss Judge.) -- Chris Christie, after having the Attorney General job dangled in front of him, is assigned to being in charge of Health and Human Whatever, Agriculture, Transportation, and the FDA. -- Mike Pence and Meg Whitman do the dishes at Cabinet meetings and aren't allowed to speak. -- Millions in federal NIH grants are given to Rudy's Home for Young Boys, Melania's Speechwriting for Young Girls, and the Ben Carson Eyes Wide Open Association. -- Lady Liberty's torch is replaced with a club. -- Guns for Everybody! But bullets must be purchased at Big Don's Online Bullet Store. -- Nukes for ISIS. -- Abortion Done Right. -- Re-Education for Liberals. -- and everything for a price. But the most fantastical, wonderful prices! Plus, honorary Trump University stickers for all supporters. (Graduation stickers extra. Vetting required.) Love It or Hate It, there is no in-between.
