Have you ever found yourself short of stories to tell at campfires? No? Ummm... Well OK then! Anyway, if by chance you have or just want to laugh along with your mates at some lame jokes and stories then this book is for you! Containing over 500 jokes of all varieties, this is a collection of slightly risque or fiery if you prefer jokes that are perfect to regale your mates with.Including:[Calling my ex] Me: "Hey, so I really hate how I left things with you." Her: "Aww me too babe" Me: "So... yeah... can I come pick them up?"And:My dad was a big union man. I remember he always started my bedtime story with "Once upon a time and a half".Warning! This book contains content that is not suitable for children.