Synopsis "the official secret handbook for illegal immigrants - 2012 edition"
This book is supposedly the guidebook used by tens of millions of people to cross illegally into the U.S. and prosper here through lax federal security, spineless local and state governments and active encouragement of millions of "liberal thinking Americans," the "smart and educated ones," who don't realize they are helping the doom of their own civilization. It is published by the honorable Dr. Juan Muhammed Kim, also executive director the American Secret Society of Illegals. The book advises immigrants of various ways to achieve easy riches and stay here, such as how to file for political asylum, best ports of entry, what to do if you're an illegal terrorist, especially using the American tort legal system to file multiple discrimination suits, new national monuments Illegals are demanding -Four dead white guys only on Mt. Rushmore - See Illustration of substituting one of those head; new holidays illegals want; Feminism and how to combat it; American women can lead to greed card but book warns of their danger, and curious American habits all illegals should know about. The book is filled with 100 illustrations, ads such as "Documents Are US," and the "Saudi Arabia Feminist Fund," which encourages U.S. women to "take up the veil!" The book does not blame illegals for coming to America nor does it attack them on ethnic or racial lines, not being in any way inferior to Americans. Instead, the targets are the politicians who defrauded the American people. The author gives continual thanks to U.S. politicians, especially Sen. Ted Kennedy, who pushed through immigration "reform" in 1965 while promising it would not change the makeup of America's ethnic status. "First, our cities will not be flooded with a million immigrants annually. Under the proposed bill, the present level of [total] immigration remains substantially the same . . . Secondly, the ethnic mix of this country will not be upset . . . Contrary to the charges in some quarters, [the bill] will not inundate America with immigrants from any one country or area, or the most populated and deprived nations of Africa and Asia . . . " Kennedy avowed. "In the final analysis, the ethnic pattern of immigration under the proposed measure is not expected to change as sharply as the critics seem to think . . . The bill will not flood our cities with immigrants. It will not upset the ethnic mix of our society. It will not relax the standards of admission. It will not cause American workers to lose their jobs," Kennedy deceitfully went on. The American Secret Society of Illegals, creators of this book, also informs members of long term goals, such as creating Ramadan Police to enforce fasting during Muslim holy month on all residents of USA, and Peso Police, to enforce new law making Mexican currency legal tender in U.S. as well. This is a political satire. It does NOT make fun of foreigners, but satirizes Americans for losing control over their own borders and being too polite to ask undocumented people to go home and get in line if they want to come here. The new America may work out great, but the changes were put through only by using fraud on the Natural Born Americans of all races. If enough people get this book and get stirred up, maybe we can convince Congress and the President to change course and absorb all of the immigrants we now have, before letting in new millions.
